You look different

New haircut? Lose weight? New clothes? Get a tan? Clip your nails? Whiten your teeth in three easy steps?

No, you insist, you’ve done nothing. Nothing’s changed, other than perhaps my perception.

Fine. But you still look different.

What’s with all the questions?

I mean, seriously.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

Naw, it couldn’t be

That couldn’t really be you, could it?

It’s been so long. First it was I who disappeared. But with time (though of course I can’t remember how much time), the skies cleared, and I came back. It must’ve been a Wednesday. But you were gone. Long, long gone.

Seriously though. That can’t be you… right?